Long ago, I found Jesus. Answer me, Jesus, that is. Today, I went to ask the lord a question and found there's a vote option. You can vote for who would make a good "Answer me, ____"
So I submitted my vote - Rod Blagojevich. I can see it now...
"Rod, tell me, will I be rich?" --- "It's fuckin' golden"
"Rod, am I going to have a good day today?" --- "Show me the money"
"Rod, will the Cubs win the word series this year?" --- "Fuck the Cubs"
"Rod, should I call in sick today?" --- "Is that an impeachable offense?"
The possibilities are endless.
Anyone care to add some? Go vote. I'd definitely buy one. Hell, I'd probably buy 5. They'd make great gifts around here.