Life, the Universe, and Everything

Boobquake!

So I learned this morning that today is Boobquake Day. Apparently some jackass Islamic cleric said that immodestly dressed and promiscuous women lead men astray and that somwhow leads to increased earthquakes.

Huh?

That's so stupid, an Indiana college student called bullshit. She decided invoke science to test his theory. Women: dress immodestly and let's see if there are a higher number of earthquakes than usual! So, in the name of science, I'll join the cause.

Did the earth move for you?

Chaos

I'm establishing a new practice to help those in my position** in the future:

For every child's birthday present I buy, I will write the gift on the card, so parents can match up names to toys for thank you cards later.

Who wants to join me?

**My position being: I'm an idiot because I've been in this situation before, and still neglected to have someone writing stuff down for me (cause I was taking pictures, of course).

Always leave them hangin -- that's my motto

So...
Rob is a nurse. working as a tax collector.
Ally lost a tooth.
Rob and I roofed our house.
I dyed my hair red.
We got Anya her own bunk beds.
We found a home for Audrey, but still have the 2 black labs.
Anya's going to have a dance recital June 12th.
Ally's going to preform a play with her class May 18th.
Ally has a good chance of making it all through this week on green. I wonder how today is going. Week on green = sleepover.
Anya's birthday party is tomorrow. Her birthday is Sunday. 4 years. How did this happen?
It's the end of April already. How did this happen?

I think that catches us up.

Yeah, I know. But it'll have to do.

Pictures

New Penney's pictures up. Check the links over there <---.

OK. fine. you're lazy. here.

A common concern

Anya: But I don't want to have any babies

Me: Babies are so much fun when they grow up a little and say funny tings like you.

Anya: But Mom, what if they don't fit through my private spot?